2005 WESLEYAN COLL. PIONEERS WOMEN'S SOCCER (0-16 final record, 0-13 conf.)
With Fisk dropping soccer for 2005, where better to look for a replacement than inside the GSAC.

Most box scores are taken from the Wesleyan soccer page. Before going further, a very special non-crap mention goes to goalkeeper Melissa Herndon. She led the entire NCAA in saves per game this year. That said, the way the Pioneers' offense squandered her talent cemented their place in the Parade this year.

Date Opponent Final Score Game Notes
Sept. 1 at Agnes Scott College* 9-0 Wesleyan did get 1 shot on goal, matching Fisk's total output in 2002.
Sept. 3 Spelman College* 8-1 Pioneers actually score, thus not setting a trend for the rest of the year.
Sept. 6 Piedmont College* 7-0 Lions held scoreless in 1st half before coming alive after halftime.
Sept. 7 Reinhardt College 10-0 An impressive eight different Reinhardt players finish with goals.
Sept. 19 at LaGrange College* 4-0 No box score available; thanks to the NCAA for providing the result.
Sept. 23 GA Coll. & St. Univ. JV 4-0 "College and State University"? Very nice loss to a junior varsity team.
Sept. 25 Maryville College* 11-0 A nearly unheard of 20 different Scots saw action vs. Wesleyan.
Sept. 28  at Spelman College* 9-0 Again, Pioneers hold opponent scoreless in 1st half before falling apart.
Oct. 9 Brenau University 12-0 46 surely disappointed fans watch Wesleyan's worst loss of the year.
Oct. 11 Huntingdon College* 3-0 Huntingdon managed a ridiculous 55 shots, and still only scored 3.
Oct. 12 Agnes Scott College* 5-0 Cross-town rival ASC picks up another win at the Pioneers' expense.
Oct. 16  at Maryville College* 10-0 Maryville stays undefeated in conference with another double-digit win.
Oct. 19 at Piedmont College* 4-0 Pioneers turn in a respectable performance vs. a top GSAC team.
Oct. 23 at Huntingdon College* 1-0 Herndon plays a fantastic game; only goal was on a penalty kick.
Oct. 25 LaGrange College* 2-0 Wesleyan closes out regular season with another very good performance.
Oct. 29 GSAC Tourn. vs. ASC 4-0 Scotties finishes the Pioneers' season in the Great South quarterfinals.

* -- GSAC conference game.

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